Taken 100% from reality, this is a full length transcript of the fourth quarter 2009 Monsanto Company Earnings Conference Call, treated, layouted and published as an original theater piece. The main acts are "Presentation", "Question-and-Answer Session" and "Copyright Policy", the main characters are H u g h G r a n t – President & CE,C a r l C a s a l e – EVP & CFO, T e r r e l l C r e w s – EVP, CEO Vegetable Business, S c a r l e t t F o s t e r – VP IR as well as various Analysts. As Karsten Schubert puts it "A gulf has sprung between post-Duchampian, postmodern artistic practice and a still Modernist-Romantic interpretation of copyright."